Showing posts with label snails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snails. Show all posts

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Of the Supernatural and ...Merlin~ *and spoilers galore!*

Ok, before I forget.. HAHAHAAHA PON CHYAN!! I WAS RIGHT DAMMIT!!!!! SEE MY AWESOME THEORY OF SAM'S ROLE IN SUPERNATURAL!!! fuck, but still... lame... >.>

ok, spoiler:


lol-ed so freakin hard at Dean's attempt to corrupt Castiel. hahahaha Ohh.. the joy of watching those two... i wish i could yaoi them... ahahaaha Castiel's face was so funny!!! And I want surprised the hooker went out screaming~ hahahahaha!! well, at least it was because of nothing I would *cough* have imagined *cough*


Just stick to the basics, DO NOT order off the menu!


Moving on... Merlin has come back into my life, and I am happily fangirling Arthur again, played by teh most awesome Bradley James~ And.. in the first episode of the second season, we first see him... scruffy, just woke up and not wearing a shirt... (nosebleed) ahhh... that scene was MADE FOR THE FANGIRLS!!! AND I LOVED IT!! KYAAAAAAAA!! (<--- mandatory fangirl scream)
But
the thing is, I'm so pissed off at the direction of the series is going...

*spoilers!! spoilers!!!*


Ok, we see in season 1, Gwen was like, all over Merlin, and Arthur had something for Morgana right? So
what the hell, come in season 2, where the hell did these "moments" between Gwen and Arthur come from? I mean, the only hint of it in season 1 was the last episode where Arthur was sick and dying AND unconscious and Gwen was by his side, saying those "ganbatte" lines or whatever... and in the series, Gwen just so happens to be a maid! WTH?!! The people behind the series just want to make up this sorry excuse for a love tragedy or something? And would Merlin be ok with ArthurxGwen, since in the trailer of one of the episodes he was kissing Gwen, but crying at the same time~ And he was the one with all the "moments" with Gwen, so HE TAKE GWEN LAAA!!! (huh! yes kay! LET SHE BE WITH MERLIN!! BWHAHA!!)



It'll be much more interesting if Arthur were paired up with Morgana, since she's a seer, and Uther really wants magical beings to die. Imagine, Arthur eloping with Morgana for fear of Uther~ But then he wouldn't get the throne now would he? But it still would be much more interesting if he was with Moragana nonetheless. Anyway, Gwen would also bring the downfall of Arthur, the Old Dragon should tell that to Merlin. Tell Merlin he should kill Gwen. haahahahahahahahaa!!!! DIE BITCH!! DIE!!!!!!!!

(In the legend Gwen commits adultery
with Lancelot, henceforth brings the downfall of King Arthur, Arthur went out to kill Lancelot, putting Gwen under Mordred's care but later married her and stole the thrown. Arthur killed him, but was wounded and was brought to Avalon (or on the lines of something like tht =.=). If you remember, Mordred was the druid boy Merlin and Morgana tried to save, even after being told by the dragon he'd be the death of Arthur.. ironically it was Arthur that sent him back to his people.)

Another thing I want to clear up for some Merlin fans is about Excalibur. In the series Merlin went and threw the sword in a lake. Some peop
le said this was stupid, because, well, in all places why the hell throw it in a lake? This is because in one of the Arthurian legends, Arthur receives Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake, also known as Nimueh.

Speaking of Nimueh, in one of the legends, she
is supposedly Merlin's apprentice and later Merlin falls in love with her, building her a house by the lake of Diana. Merlin tells her a weird story of Diana and her lover, how she trapped her lover and poured hot lead onto him (as if there isnt another way to kill a guy) so she could be with some knight. The guy saw how fucking assed crazy Diana was and so he cut of her head and threw her body in the lake. This kinda mirrored what Nimueh did later on, as she trapped Merlin in a tomb (Merlin saw it coming, he but he didnt do anything and just went on teaching Nimueh everything he knew).



So, like
hell I'd end this post without mentioning Morgana's original character. Her actual name is Morgan le Fay, alternatively known as Morgana which I like to call her. So in the legend, she's a badass powerful enchantress, the antagonist of King Arthur and Gwen. Contrary to the series, Gwen and Morgana really do hate each other... she's still Arthur's half sister (different father), in later literature she is Arthur's healer and one of the enchantresses that takes him to Avalon.

After being forced to marry one of Uther's allies, she is unhappy with the marriage and takes on a string of lovers, later being caught by Gwen and thrown out. She then continues studying magic, at one point being a student under Merlin while plotting against Arthur and Gwen. Morgana was the one who stole Excalibur's scabbard and threw it in the lake, never to be found. It is said it had magical powers itself, the bearer would not bleed to death in battle. She also was the one who exposed Gwen and Lancelot (yeaahhh!! go girl!!) and used Mordred as a pawn in her game. But at the end of one legend, all her evilness was said to be a test for Arthur and his knights and to scare the shit out of Gwen (yes, im reading wiki). Anyhow, Morgana still rocks. XD Oh and I'm wondering if she'll become the evil person she is in the series, last season we saw her almost embracing her evil side, having almost killed Uther... but that didnt work out now did it? hmm... might be interesting seeing her joining the dark side. haha


And after all this, why you ask, WHY do I still watch Merlin, eventhough it has been butchered and become so.. corny as to draw in interest from the t.v couch potatoes of the world?


The answer is Bradley James. lol. *nosebleed*

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I am Shagy's tagged victim.

1. Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed
Who said ppl can touch me? =.=''

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Doomed, then feel like going back to sleep, only to realize I'll be doomed all the same.

3. Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
. . . . .
Cant remember. XDXD I hate taking pictures~ Maybe..... long long time ago........ with Kay?
XDXDXDXDXDXDXD LOL!!!!

4. Would you considered yourself spoiled?
I wish I could~ T^T

5. Will you ever donate blood?
Maybe.

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
ahhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~ =__=

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Is that a problem?

8. What does your last text message say?
Something like "Go find a public library" XDXDXD

9. What are you thinking right now?
The annoying person that I feel like stabbing

10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
Yea. Unfortunately, that PERSON would rather be with someone else. HMPH!!!

11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
3 a.m

12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
*drumroll* Tesco Puchong Branch! XDXD

13. Is someone on your mind right now?
The person I feel like stabbing.

14. Who was the last person to text you?
Pon chyan~


TEN lucky People to do this quiz ;

1. Kay
2. Shagy (me tag jugak!!! bluek!!! XP)
3. Vivi chan
4. Masahiro
5. Beatrice
6. Hiro pon
7. Kurocherub chan
8. Joanne
9. Hikari
10. Random Person

15. Who is no. 2 having relationship with?
Mamat Tua. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
Kawaii girl

17. If no. 1 and no.7 get together , would it be good?
OMG!! NuoooooooooOOOOOOO!!! Jeradine ish SO not like that! And even so, noone kacau my kawaii imotou!!

18. What is no.1 studying about?
Form 4, so anything a typical student would.. taking LK... at SMK Bintang Utara.. i think~ ahahaha

20. Is no. 4 single?
I have no idea, but since he's so free, I think, yea, probably~ :P

21. Say something about no. 2.
Kalau psl bnde merepek cmni baru ingat aku eh... poyo... cesss~

22. What do you think of no. 3 and no.6 being together?
Someone's dream come true~ >.>

23. Describe no.9.
Sadist sister that went away to study in Johor~ Ohhh.... hiiiiikaaariiiiii~~
Your chainsaw is getting ruuuuusstyyyyyyyyyy~~

24. What will you do if no. 6 and no.7 fight?
Seriously, that would be very interesting.. hmmm....
ME WATCH.

25. Do you like no. 5?
Yes, she's a very good friend and one of the nicest person I've ever met~ :D

Monday, May 25, 2009

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Ohooo~me watched Fight Club the other day.. and seriously,I loved every second of it.
ahahaa~~

The fights in it were real, I mean, no cool kung-fu matrix stuff, but real street ugly fighting. Which was disturbing really,but entertaining nontheless.. (seriously? hopefully i'm still considered normal.. a bit. XD) And Brad Pitt was awesome.. never really liked him you know, but he is really fun to watch. The guy CAN act, its just his bonafide superstardom that makes people like me not interested... =.= and not to mention Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter~

But what I liked most about the movie was the diaolog. Man, it was seriously crazy. XDXD
If you haven't watched Fight Club yet,go watch it. I'm just amazed at how long it took for me to get hold of it (came out it 1999), but it's also a good thing, cuz if I had watched it sooner, I don't think I would've understood half the crap they were bitchin' about~

Anyway, some memorable quotes (taken off imbd.com) :

Narrarator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

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Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. [Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it. [Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit, I lost it. [Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

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Tyler Durden: Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

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Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: OK. Give me some water!
Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or... [shouts]
Tyler Durden: look at me... or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.
Narrator: Please let me have it... *Please*!
Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

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Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

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Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

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Tyler Durden: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

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Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

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Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvet is?
Narrator: It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Narrator: ...Consumers?
Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.

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Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

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Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own... [Officer waves Narrator off]


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

I'm a FREAKIN GENIUS!

You know.. in my last post i said i was really into TTGL... im always at some point randomly fangirling something to the point it will get me into trouble.

DAMN!!!!!!!!

TTGL- episode 4~ downloaded at anime-eden.com
was REWATCHING it..

the first time when i dl the episode, i left it in my "downloads" folder... i couldnt move it to me "anime" foleder for some reason..
i tried to move it yesterday~ and still couldn't.. it said it was open in a different folder..blabla

so i decided to delete it, cuz i needed to arrange my files, etc to save my precious RAM...

and being the fcking genius i am, i DRAGGED the thing to the recycle bin. Accidently left it on my desktop though.....
dakara....

"windows has stopped working" over and over and OVER again.

I cant find a way to delete the stupid thing!!! I tried everything!!!!!!! omigosh... im gonna die..... IM GONNA FCKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!


Im.... falling...deeper... into despair.................... why world, WHY??!!??!!!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Bwahahahaha! I AM AN EVIL TAGGING PERSON!

I stole this from a German/Polish/Swedish/I dont know actually person. >D
Jyaa, follow the very little instructions, and pick fictional characters~

Choose 12 characters, then answer the questions.

1. Sakata Gintoki- Gintama
2. Yagami Raito- Death Note
3. Osaki Nana- Nana
4. L- Death Note
5. Enma Ai- Jigoku Shoujo
6. Dean Winchester- Supernatural (ok. im watching supernatural and loving it~ =.=)
7. Harry Potter- Harry Potter
8. Neo- The Matrix
9. Edogawa Conan- Detective Conan
10. Merlin- Merlin
11. Kagura- Gintama
12. Mogami Kyouko- Skip Beat

1. Who could be better professor on the college, 6 or 11? Which subject could they teach?

DEAN! Definitely Dean~ haha.. forever shall I be awake in class... and if it was Kagura.. OMG.. everyday sukonbu! And she'll steal my candy! And never understand cuz of her weird accent!

Dean- Mechanics and stuff about engines and cars~
Kagura- Culinary Arts

But seriously, both can teach physical education best.. LOL!


2. Do you think that 4 is sexy? How much?

HELL YEAAAAAAHHHH! Smexy to the power of infinity! YAY for sugar-addict weirdos!

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What kind of mission is this and will it be succesfull?

Ok, Kyoko gets this character that is supposed to be a super hacker and orders Neo to prep her for the part. Neo, being the super complicated paranoid being he is, interprets this as Kyouko wanting to mentor him on ways to surpress his evil inside him and thus becoming the pure chosen one Morphius has been bitchin' everyone about. Neo takes Kyouko through backdoors and questioning "why must Kyouko become a hacker" and "Is Kyouko even real" and "Why am I listening to someone who isn't even real, but seems so real, but in fact is just a 2d being"?

bla, bla, bla.... yea, PHAIL.

4. What is (or could be) favourite book of 9?


duhhh.... SHERLOCK HOLMES! hahaha, too easy~ (and to think he would be no.9..)

5. What could make more sense: That 2 is telling dirty things to 6 or 6 to 2?

omgomgomgomgogmg... LOL RAITO TELLING DIRRRTY THANGS TO DEAN~ XD oh, yagami kun, you~ hahaha XD
(for the ignorant, its obviously Dean who'll be talking dirt.)

6. For some reason, 5 looks for a lodger. Should s/he live with 9, or 10?

For some reason... Enma Ai gets kicked outta hell. And since Conan kun is a man(yea, MAN) of science, than Ai chan would be better of with Merlin. Oh, Merlin.. he'd love to become Enma's apprentice, wouldn't he? XD


7. 2, 7 and 12 are eating dinner/supper together. Where will they go and about what they will talk?

WOW. Immpressive. Etoo... Raito kun will be tempting Kyouko with his Death Note, saying that she can easily get rid of Shou with the flick of her pen... And Kyouko will be goin' all Princess Underworld... liking the ideas of killing Shou in various ways and getting away with it. I see... Raito kun and Kyouko become a very nice match. WOOO! Cool fan-fiction weiyh! Oh yea.. and Harry will be just staring into space.. being quiet... and looking down at his meal..... thinking that using that Death note is a convinient way to kill Voldermort. :D


8. 3 challenges 10 for a duel. What happens?

And Merlin shall fall.... due to the ultra-awesomeness of NANA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!


9. If 1 could steal 9's most precious thing, how 9 could get it back?

With his abnormal detective skills... pfft. <.<

10. Suggest a title for the tale, where 7 and 12 get the thing they always wanted?

REVENGE OF THE PURE HEARTS

11. What would you think up (in storyline) if you want, that 4 and 1 would be together?

OMG. MORE SUPER COOL/WEIRD FANFICS! YAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaOoooooooOOOOOOOIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiii Anyway, one day, Gintoki just gets back from his adventure.. he seperated from Shinpachi and Kagura and visited his favorite shop that sells the most delicious, splendid, beautiful, sweet, extravagant stawberry parfait in the whole universe. But unfortunately they just ran out of strawberries... dakara, no strawberry parfait for Gin chan. Sugar deprived, he asked the waitress who got the last strawberry parfait, and the waitress pointed at this guy... with black hair and white shirt, sitting in an abnormal manner (i suck at writing, so just deal with it. =.=) L noticed the puppy dog eyes of Gintoki and sat there, staring back athim silently. 10 mins pass and they still were staring at each other, until finally Gintoki broke the silence and said "if you share that lovely starwberry parfait with me, I shall lend you my JUMP... and give you half of my secret choco stash!!!" With nothing to lose, L said "OK" and the lovely couple shared the lucious strawberry parfait together. The end.

12. If 7 could visit you in the weekend, how could you spend your time?

Play quidditch... and "accidently" hit Harry hard on the face... a couple of times... >D

13. If you could order 3 to do one thing for you, what kind of thing would it be?

Be my ultra-cool big sister and teach me the guitar! (ok, that was 2.. so what? =.=)

14. Is someone from your friends draws or writes about 11?

Hhahaha, that would be Kay... XD

15. If 2 would have to choose between 4 and 5, who would s/he choose?

My God... its like FATE how i put these characters in order.. :P
Well, love rules them all! Raito kun! I KNOW YOU LOVE HIM! Even when you have to pick between him and the powerful hell girl! Hahahhaahhaha!!

16. What could be 10's battle scream?

WHY IS THIS MY FAAAAATEE????!!!!!!!!!???! (gets his head straight) FOR CAMELOT!!!!! FOR ARTHUR!!! <--- youknowwhatimthinking~ XDlol

17. If you could choose the song that represents 8, what song could that be?


I have no idea why... but, Discoteque-U2 lol

18. 1, 6 and 12 are sitting in dark, chinese restaurant. There's only one pancake left and everyone reach for it in last while... Finish it.

But Kyouko notices Dean and Gintoki both want it, so she reluctantly backs off.. meanwhile, both Dean and Gin are barking at each other while trying to get one another distracted by yelling random things. Finally Dean takes out his gun and Gin takes out his sword and decide to duel it out. Kyouko asks them nicely to keep it down and to share the last pancake but she gets rudely ignored. Dean starts shooting like hell as Gin manages to dodge the bullets, but accidently hits Kyouko. Being pissed off, Kyouko the turns EVILER-THAN-SADAKO-SAMA nad beats the crap out of both Dean and Gintoki, while taking the pancake and feeding it to her evil devil auras.

19. What could tell 2 to 10, if he would want to go on date with him/her?

I can treat you better than Arthur. Come and join me~ We can create a better world together.. by my side~

20. For what most likely the 5 could be arrested?

Mass murder.

21. What is 6's secret?

He enjoyed hell, and f*** an angel. D<

22. If 11 and 9 would race, who would be first?

duhh~ Kagura chan of course. hahaha, she'll be so in frontof midget conan I can imagine her running backwards and teasing him.. showing him dumbass faces and going "Useless megane-midget aru! Go suck milk and grow taller aru!"

23. 1 and 9 reluctantly save the world together, from the secret organisation ruled by 4. 11 offers them their help, but later it is shown that he's 4's spy in reality. In the meantime, 4 kidnaps 12, to force them to surrender. Guided by 5's wise advice, they are looking for 3, which gives them what they need to finish their quest. What title could you give to this fanfic? Choose 3 people from friends list who could read it. Choose one, who could write it..
(im gonna ignore the read/write part lol!! XD)

And I call it... "In Pursuit of Justice" fck yea, i ripped that off, but you think i really care? BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >D >D

And I shall tag more than 3 ppl! In fact, I shall tag specifically! Because I am an evil person! hahahahahaha

And the victims are: *drumroll*

- Shagy the Ratu Shark Poyo
- Shounen Neko Masahiro
- Mizz Pinku Joanne
- Kuro Kuro Kurocherub Chan
- Kay, Master of ze Chiii-kens
- Rocker Tegar Hiro Echi Hebiwolf <-- XD i know this will annoy you like hell.. I AM EVIL! And update your blogla! D< - Neko Musume Lulu Onee chan

- Root of all things boring virus hongo kanata lover vivi chan
- (also, for some reason)Always number 2 spammer Wen
- Halo stealer HeavenDeavil
- KacangNami ImanNut


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I Murdered A Snail This Morning...

Sorry snail.. I terpijak you.. gomen ne~ hahahaaha You were just there at the wrong place and wrong time... Dah geli-geli sial sisa² mayat kamu. Hahahaha, aku xmo kemas~ Let the force of nature take you to your final resting place.. See you in Peach Hell. Heh. Yesterday dh la hujan gle lebat sampai dpn rumah naik air.. ngaaaaa!! Bodoh je nk hanyutkn kasut baru aku. Good thing sempat nak selamatkn~ And Si Siput nye kaum baby² sume kluar.. eeeeeee... gle geli-geli weiyh!!! I don't know why all of a sudden my house got so many snails... tahap karma nye bangang.. 

Anyway, enough talking about snails.

Starting from now on till (hopefully) Friday night, I shall officially be on the brink of insanity, trying hard to finish up my assignments as this is my final week of the semester. I want to get this all finished with and get all the crap past me, so next week I can just... continue my life, sleeping the hours away and doing nothing proactive whatsoever till the wee hours in the morning.. uuuuu... can't wait!!

Jyaa, byebye for now~ ♥