This is a joke. This is all a joke.

You know, I really loved Watchmen ... but the sad thing is I only got to see it once, and I got in late cuz I was waiting for my cousin (pfffffft~~) and missed like the whole part where the comedian dies and like, 20 minutes after that (T^T)

And you know, I love quoting random stuff from movies and tv~ XDXDXD (I should do Supernatural after this.. XD i love Dean.. such random crap from thy mouth~)


Edward Blake: God damn I love working on American soil, Dan. Ain't had this much fun since Woodward and Bernstein. Congress is pushing through some new bill that's gonna outlaw masks. Our days are numbered. Till then it's like you always say, we're society's only protection.
Dan Dreiberg: From what?
Edward Blake : You kidding me? From themselves.
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Dan Dreiberg: [referring to the exit tunnel] There's a maintenance hatch that will let you out two blocks north.
Rorschach: I remember. I used to come here often, back when we were partners.
Dan Dreiberg: Those were good times, huh Rorschach? What happened?
Rorschach: [as he walks down the tunnel] You quit.
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Jon Osterman: In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.
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And one of my favourites:


Rorschach: [reading from journal] Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."


XDXDXD Seriously, I love Rorschach~ XDXDXD lol

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Ohooo~me watched Fight Club the other day.. and seriously,I loved every second of it.
ahahaa~~

The fights in it were real, I mean, no cool kung-fu matrix stuff, but real street ugly fighting. Which was disturbing really,but entertaining nontheless.. (seriously? hopefully i'm still considered normal.. a bit. XD) And Brad Pitt was awesome.. never really liked him you know, but he is really fun to watch. The guy CAN act, its just his bonafide superstardom that makes people like me not interested... =.= and not to mention Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter~

But what I liked most about the movie was the diaolog. Man, it was seriously crazy. XDXD
If you haven't watched Fight Club yet,go watch it. I'm just amazed at how long it took for me to get hold of it (came out it 1999), but it's also a good thing, cuz if I had watched it sooner, I don't think I would've understood half the crap they were bitchin' about~

Anyway, some memorable quotes (taken off imbd.com) :

Narrarator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

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Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou. [Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it. [Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit, I lost it. [Lou continues to beat up Tyler]

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Tyler Durden: Only after disaster can we be resurrected.

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Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: OK. Give me some water!
Tyler Durden: Listen, you can run water over your hand and make it worse or... [shouts]
Tyler Durden: look at me... or you can use vinegar and neutralize the burn.
Narrator: Please let me have it... *Please*!
Tyler Durden: First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

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Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.

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Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

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Tyler Durden: In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

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Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

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Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

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Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvet is?
Narrator: It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Narrator: ...Consumers?
Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.

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Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

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Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own... [Officer waves Narrator off]

The Day My World Stood Still

Ohaiyo!!~~~ 

(its 10 p.m, btw)

Anyway, I'm very bored... Like, I don't know why, I'm supposed to be very busy with all my assignments and stuff.. but my head is like... jammed. Its not here. I'm in outer space and I'm not coming back.. not until I get ice cream that is. I wish I had ice cream.. today is just too hot.. aahhh.. vanila ice cream rocks.. miaow. I should format my blog sometime.. I dunno, Im just too lazy now...

Ok, some random stuff. Since I feel like jumping in a lake..

GENERAL

My Photoshop CS3 died

- (Cries silently in the corner) This.... is just.... sad. Its my fault... even though I don't want to admit, but yes, it is. I was trying to download Illustrator..emmm... CS4... XDD, ok nvrmind.

My freakin Spaceship can FLY!

- Finally, after countless attempts to render my 3d model of a spaceship, it can now FLY! IT FLIES BABY!!! And.. my balls can bounce! XDD lol. This btw, is for my Introduction to Animation class. 

Oh My Juliet is me and Kenichi's lovelove song

- DO NOT MOCK THE COOLNESS OF TAKASHI FUJII. 

I hate someone

- Yes, I hate you. Not you, the reader... but you as in AIN SAKINAH. I hate her with a passion. I made her life in highschool a living hell. The scary part is I don't regret it. Not yet at least. Am I bad? Maybe. But you get to know her yourself and you'll become my underling.. trust me.

THINGS TO DO TO ANNOY YOUR PROFFESOR/ LECTURER/ TEACHER 

Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.

Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?" 

Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!" 

Get the whole class to show up a few minutes early, and throw a surprise party for your professor. Insist that you can't start class until he/she has a piece of cake. Keep asking people when the strippers are going to arrive. 

Write down everything that your professor says, word for word. Think up a melody, and turn the words into a song. Bring a guitar to class and perform the song for the class. Explain to your professor that he/she is "very inspiring."

RANDOM GINTAMA QUOTES

“What’s all this? Enjoying your youth? Just full of the urge to go running after the sunset, aren’t you?”
- Gintoki

"You having a cold and a different state of health are related to that perm of yours. If it's a fight against influenza, I won't lose, don't look down on me." 

- Kagura says to cold infected Gin in Gintama (chpt 107)

"When you're bothered, smile. Just smile."- Gintama chpt.27

“An employee who can’t use a register is as worthless as a mom who can’t make fried rice.”
- Gintoki

Are you some kind of idiot? Mothers always pester their sons. You just don’t have anyone to do that to you on a daily basis.”
- Katsura

“Don’t worry about me, just go to hell!”
- Kagura

“I don’t really know what just happened, but I do know what we need to do.... RUN!!!!”
- Gintoki

“My huge stash of chocolate that I’ve been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I’ll only ¾ kill you.”
- Gintoki

“Having no money is like a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it’ll go away.”
- Gintoki

“I’m getting too old to read JUMP. It’s just there’s something that draws me too it... Even so, it’s kind of an addiction. I keep saying that I’ll stop on the next one.”
- Gintoki

“Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck some mayonnaise in the afterlife.”
- Okita Sougo

(read the manga for cryin' out loud)

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS [found on this site]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court.  He was known as Sir Beatdown.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Ngaa~~ Balloons are fun~

PLAIN USELESS  

"If you put something in quotation marks, then everyone will think someone famous said and they'll start saying it and then eventually it will be famous."

"We poke people in our boredom for the sake of our own amusement"

"Waffles may have certain side effects including making people go yaoi"

"" L is not REALLY justice. It is just a clever repetetive metaphor used to express the idea that he has a strong sense of righteousness. ".. Raito/KIRA supporter...but WTH, I LOVE MATSUKEN"

" I really like cake in general. But chocolate cake.. hmmm.. not so much. Its too rich and and like heavy amounts of it make me feel queasy. Thinking of eating a really big piece of chocolate cake is tempting, but in reality, you get MUAK (sated)!!!
The thing is, sometimes when you haven't had chocolate cake in a while, you start to crave for it... then when you actually GET it, you start to INDULGE, then when you have TOO MUCH, you feel really, extremely GUILTY..then you stay away from it until your next craving...."

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

Barney is actually Satan. And Dora the Exploerer is actually an immagrant. Don't ask me why though.