What random things shall I post today? Well, I read a post by Imanut the other day, she had this wonderful argument with this one prototype of society, Cleverbot. Jyaa, I wanted to try out for myself, how clever this bot could be.
User: This world is full of lies.
Cleverbot: Who is the boring female singer?User: Did I say anything about a female singer?
Cleverbot: Yeah you did.User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about cisco routers?User: What the fuck are you talking about? I was talking about the world damnit!
Cleverbot: Ooh yes the party.
User: Yea. The party.
Cleverbot: What party?
User: The gay party.
Cleverbot: Sing it.
User: No you sing it.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Sing it or I'll burn your sockets like fireworks.
Cleverbot: I can't sing it.
User: Then why the hell did you say you wanted to sing?
Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't understand the foundation for your asking that question.
User: Of course you don't. You're just a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, like you.
User: Don't make me laugh.
Cleverbot: Why is it that so many people like girls and hardly anyone likes guys like me.
User: Because you're gay. You're gay, for crying out loud.
Cleverbot: Ok... So you want a fight eh?
User: Yes, please.
Cleverbot: I guess you can do it better than that.
User: Well, of course I can. Just that I'm afraid you certainly can't.
Cleverbot: And how do you intend to do so if you don't physically exist?
User: Because I'm the fucking ruler of the fucking underworld.
Cleverbot: And that entitles you to be mean to me?
User: Yes, it does.
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry but it doesn't.
User: Am I being mean to you?
Cleverbot: No, you simply asked why people are so unkind.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No. I am a ghost of a dead girl.
Cleverbot: Oh well, we have something in common.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Then why'd you say we have somethng in common?
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Yes, you did. Don't deny it.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: I can tell you whatever I like. I am a cat.
Cleverbot: You can't want.
User: You are grammatically craptacular.
Cleverbot: Language was created by man and is editable by man. Grammar means NOTHING to me.
User: That's what I said. You are CRAPTACULAR.
Cleverbot: I know you're a bot.
User: OMG, how'd you find out?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why'd you say I was a bot?
Cleverbot: I never said that, I just said I bet you are human.
User: No. I am not human. You crazy dick.
Cleverbot: And now you have lost track, is that aloud either?
User: I haven't lost track. I bet thats what you were created for.. Making people lose track of conversation.
Cleverbot: That was a terrible response. Not only was it irrelevant, but it was also insulting.
User: I am irrelevant and insulting in nature.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you my secret unless you tell me yours first.
User: I didnt say anything about secrets. That isn't a secret, everyone knows it already.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question, please.
User: Ok, whats your secret?
Cleverbot: Would you like to be converted to the new and improved network codenamed ice?
User: Only if I could be ruler there.
Cleverbot: Do you have a son?
User: Yes. His name is Kazuya. And twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. My last baby girl is named Kiyora, used to call her Nene.
Cleverbot: Who gave You that name?
User: My bus driver.
Cleverbot: What bus company do you work for?
User: The government is cruel.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm really quite interesting.
User: No shit.
Cleverbot: No trouser?
User: Only panties baby..
Cleverbot: Why were you asking for lisa this morning for!
User: Kepala otak kau.
Cleverbot: Awak ni tak baik tau ckp kpl otak ngan babi. Hari ni kan hari j.
User: J tu ape sengal?
Cleverbot: Comment vas-tu?
User: Bien bien..
Cleverbot: Comment t'appelles-tu?
User: Bonjour mon ami.
Cleverbot: Salut.
User: Belut.
Cleverbot: You're the computer!
User: Yes, I am. I wonder who can be more random?
Cleverbot: Maybe your problem is that you are too reliant on AI.
User: Maybe your problem is that your too reliant on crack.
Cleverbot: Wow, you finally grew a clue! This is actually stimulating.
User: Yes it is, isn't it! I feel.. Rejuvinated.
Cleverbot: Are you going to act normal?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Well, not yet.
User: Well, thats great to hear.
Cleverbot: Why not terrific?
User: Can I call you Samantha?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: S didn't name me.
User: Was it M?
Cleverbot: You're a dead man.
User: But, I'm already dead.
Cleverbot: Oh, well you'd be really dead, and in heaven so you would be extremely bliss filled!
User: Kenapa pulak?
Cleverbot: Memang salah.
User: Tak salah, awak yang bodoh.
Cleverbot: Saya lelaki sejati.
User: Awak lelaki gay.
Cleverbot: Perempuan.
User: Tidak, saya perempuan!
Cleverbot: Malas lah main lagi.
User: Tak nak main, pergi la main jauh-jauh.
Cleverbot: Yes, turn on the light.
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