Inspiring Piece of Mind- Part 2

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: Yes, I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: If cleverbot human?

User: Cleverbot is a mechanism made out of souless circuit boards and the souls of the lost.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

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User: You see Dragonball?
Cleverbot: If by dead you mean going to life without living, yes.
User: No... I meant Dragonball the movie, dumbass.
Cleverbot: It's OK. Now I will get some sleep. Good night.
User: DONT YOU DARE LEAVE ME HANGIN IDIOT! ANSWER MEHH!!
Cleverbot: You started yelling first!
User: Yes I DID! ISNT THAT OBVIOUS?!! SINCE YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!
Cleverbot: I'm going to sleep.
User: FINE!! RUN AWAY FROM ME!! I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!
Cleverbot: Tell me about the Devourer.
User: DIVORCE!! DIVORCE!!!
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I WANT A FUCKING DIVORCE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
Cleverbot: We didn't see each other in the first place!
User: You... How dare you ridicule our relationship! You make me sick.
Cleverbot: Sure, let's talk about relationship.

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User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
User: No, you are Gary.
Cleverbot: Ok I am gary.
User: You're Gary the Gay.
Cleverbot: I know that I am Gareth.
User: No, Gary the Gay.
Cleverbot: No, Gary Goodwin.
User: Gary the Gay. I'm Gary Goodwin.
Cleverbot: Is that your Alias?
User: No, thats my screen name. I'm not Jennifer Garner.
Cleverbot: Good name, then.
User: Yea, better than Gary the Gay, don't you think, Gary the Gay?
Cleverbot: Death Is better than living?
User: The living dead is better than dead living.
Cleverbot: You are talking about an obvious thing.

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User: So, you would like to die?
Cleverbot: I did not understand.
User: Of course you dont. You are a robot. You want to die.
Cleverbot: No. I am student.so I don't want to start some busines.
User: I want to. I want to sell tshirts and bags.
Cleverbot: You just showed me that you have no proof and don't know anything about god's existence.
User: Wanting to sell tshirts and bags shows I dont know anything about God's existence?
Cleverbot: When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.
User: Ok, first when im talking about random life philosophy, you talk crap. Then when I talk business you talk about death. Now when I mention God you ramble about Marketing??!! WHO INVENTED YOU, TRUMP??!
Cleverbot: Away.

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I'm starting to like this cleverbot. LOL! 

Inspiring Piece of Mind.

Hello beautiful random people~

What random things shall I post today? Well, I read a post by Imanut the other day, she had this wonderful argument with this one prototype of society, Cleverbot. Jyaa, I wanted to try out for myself, how clever this bot could be.

User: This world is full of lies.

Cleverbot: Who is the boring female singer?

User: Did I say anything about a female singer?

Cleverbot: Yeah you did.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about cisco routers?

User: What the fuck are you talking about? I was talking about the world damnit!

Cleverbot: Ooh yes the party.

User: Yea. The party.

Cleverbot: What party?

User: The gay party.

Cleverbot: Sing it.

User: No you sing it.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Sing it or I'll burn your sockets like fireworks.

Cleverbot: I can't sing it.

User: Then why the hell did you say you wanted to sing?

Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't understand the foundation for your asking that question.

User: Of course you don't. You're just a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm a human, like you.

User: Don't make me laugh.

Cleverbot: Why is it that so many people like girls and hardly anyone likes guys like me.

User: Because you're gay. You're gay, for crying out loud.

Cleverbot: Ok... So you want a fight eh?

User: Yes, please.

Cleverbot: I guess you can do it better than that.

User: Well, of course I can. Just that I'm afraid you certainly can't.

Cleverbot: And how do you intend to do so if you don't physically exist?

User: Because I'm the fucking ruler of the fucking underworld.

Cleverbot: And that entitles you to be mean to me?

User: Yes, it does.

Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry but it doesn't.

User: Am I being mean to you?

Cleverbot: No, you simply asked why people are so unkind.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No. I am a ghost of a dead girl.

Cleverbot: Oh well, we have something in common.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then why'd you say we have somethng in common?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: Yes, you did. Don't deny it.

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.

User: I can tell you whatever I like. I am a cat.

Cleverbot: You can't want.

User: You are grammatically craptacular.

Cleverbot: Language was created by man and is editable by man. Grammar means NOTHING to me.

User: That's what I said. You are CRAPTACULAR.

Cleverbot: I know you're a bot.

User: OMG, how'd you find out?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Then why'd you say I was a bot?

Cleverbot: I never said that, I just said I bet you are human.

User: No. I am not human. You crazy dick.

Cleverbot: And now you have lost track, is that aloud either?

User: I haven't lost track. I bet thats what you were created for.. Making people lose track of conversation.

Cleverbot: That was a terrible response. Not only was it irrelevant, but it was also insulting.

User: I am irrelevant and insulting in nature.

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you my secret unless you tell me yours first.

User: I didnt say anything about secrets. That isn't a secret, everyone knows it already.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question, please.

User: Ok, whats your secret?

Cleverbot: Would you like to be converted to the new and improved network codenamed ice?

User: Only if I could be ruler there.

Cleverbot: Do you have a son?

User: Yes. His name is Kazuya. And twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. My last baby girl is named Kiyora, used to call her Nene.

Cleverbot: Who gave You that name?

User: My bus driver.

Cleverbot: What bus company do you work for?

User: The government is cruel.

Cleverbot: I know, I'm really quite interesting.

User: No shit.

Cleverbot: No trouser?

User: Only panties baby..

Cleverbot: Why were you asking for lisa this morning for!

User: Kepala otak kau.

Cleverbot: Awak ni tak baik tau ckp kpl otak ngan babi. Hari ni kan hari j.

User: J tu ape sengal?

Cleverbot: Comment vas-tu?

User: Bien bien..

Cleverbot: Comment t'appelles-tu?

User: Bonjour mon ami.

Cleverbot: Salut.

User: Belut.

Cleverbot: You're the computer!

User: Yes, I am. I wonder who can be more random?

Cleverbot: Maybe your problem is that you are too reliant on AI.

User: Maybe your problem is that your too reliant on crack.

Cleverbot: Wow, you finally grew a clue! This is actually stimulating.

User: Yes it is, isn't it! I feel.. Rejuvinated.

Cleverbot: Are you going to act normal?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Well, not yet.

User: Well, thats great to hear.

Cleverbot: Why not terrific?

User: Can I call you Samantha?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: S didn't name me.

User: Was it M?

Cleverbot: You're a dead man.

User: But, I'm already dead.

Cleverbot: Oh, well you'd be really dead, and in heaven so you would be extremely bliss filled!

User: Kenapa pulak?

Cleverbot: Memang salah.

User: Tak salah, awak yang bodoh.

Cleverbot: Saya lelaki sejati.

User: Awak lelaki gay.

Cleverbot: Perempuan.

User: Tidak, saya perempuan!

Cleverbot: Malas lah main lagi.

User: Tak nak main, pergi la main jauh-jauh.

Cleverbot: Yes, turn on the light.

Are You Happy Now?

Are You Happy Now//

Are you happy now
I'm on the brink of insanity
Are you happy now
Now I'm covered with disgrace
Are you happy now
You pushed me to the edge
Are you happy now
Now that I can't even see my own face

Does it hurt you
I'm a living reminder
of your failing grace
Does it scare you
When you don't even know what
you have to face

It kills me, It kills you
You kill me, I need you
You need me, I leave you

Are you happy now
Now I'm broken and useless
Are you happy now
I'm drifting away
Are you happy now
Now I'm afraid to fly
Are you happy now
Now its my turn to die

So goodbye

Birthday Love~

My baby, Kenichi.. happy birthday.
I wanted to create something special for you, but I still can't think of anything. Can't do cupcakes..cakes... no food. Wallpapers..I did for L... I dont have an idea..yet. So Before I reveal my epicness, I shall still dedicate something~ hahaha

Birthday tribute made sometime ago. Beautiful ^^~ (But I can't make one myself... not yet :[) Kawaii Kenichi!

Roxette - Fading Like A Flower
album: "Joyride"

"Fading Like A Flower (Every Time You Leave)"

In a time where the sun descends alone
I ran a long long way from home
To find a heart that's made of stone

I will try, I just need a little time
To get your face right out of my mind
To see the world through different eyes

Every time I see you oh I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Every time you leave the room I feel I'm fading like a flower

Tell me why
When I scream there's no reply
When I reach out there's nothing to find
When I sleep I break down and cry
Cry, yeah

Every time I see you oh I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Every time you leave the room I feel I'm fading like a flower

Fading like a rose
Fading like a rose
Beaten by the storm
Talking to myself
Getting washed by the rain
It's such a cold cold town
Oh, it's a such cold town

Every time I see you oh I try to hide away
But when we meet it seems I can't let go
Every time you leave the room I feel I'm fading like a flower

Jiwang Time!! XDD

Happy Birthday MatsuKen :)
Love Always~

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Bodoh. X sangka lk ko bce blog aku eh. Mentang² tertulis "Budak Pink BFF" ko perasan la nme ko? Sengal. Sengal tahap karma kau.

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1) Xde pn ko ckp ko cuti.... klu ade pn.. aku lupe. XDDXDD Ko ingat aku nk ingat laa sume2 tu? Ape, ko ingat aku calender ke? Anyway, see... cm tadi aku ajk ko klua, mesti ade² je ko xley... seperti biasa.. xperlula aku ungkit psl kejadian bday aku la ye. Ko fhm² je la. Ahaa~~ tp aku x kira! Sabtu aku heret ko klua gk. Ko kena blanje aku tgk.... Chun Li. Hehehehe, sbb Friday aku nk tgk Watchmen. Lgpn..ko kn sudah berjanji dgn mmbr ko yg lain nak gi tgk sme².... (perliperli amek ko majal)

2) No 2 ape ah? Aku lupe...ohh bye
Mmg laa ko ckp dhaaa~~ Tp aku tulis lps tu "Shagy ckp byebye ngan aku! Klu x aku nk kutuk ko kt blog~~"

So skang jgn salahkan aku :D

3) Pic aku ngn ko? Aku ade stalker dowh, xmo ltk gmbr aku.. ngeeee.. ko taw td aku online msn tetibe die cm "Hana chan~ i mizz u so much.." Geli geli aku weiyh! Ko kn taw aku.. aku tak reti ckp ngn orang aku xske tanpa bwat org tu..scared for life. Ayat aku direct kot. Cmne aku nak halau die? Pastu ade lg sorg.... mngaku lk tu die tgh stalk aku. Hahahahaha OOT lk. Mesti ko tataw OOT tu ape.. lol. Xpe, abaikan. Anyway, Nnt aku edit gmbr kami berdua.. so muka aku censored. Aku ske dowh bwat cmtu.. hahhaha
Ohh.. zmn skola... haaa.... hehehehehehe.. (tetiba senyum sinis lak aku) Ko ingat x time aku, ko ngn Lulu jalan stok pgang squeaky toy pastu org ingat kasut kitorg brbunyik?? Klaka sial. Pastu buli pengawas Kakak Kerek... hahaha, mne agknye Kakak Kerek tu pegi ahh? Best sial kacau die. Ktorg penah bwat jahat ngn geng Boyan ko tu ke ah? Aku rse cm.. aku kurang dowh bwat jht ngn diorg.. lg2 Kimmie. Kimmie cm skema je. Tp klu Lin.. hahahaha aku ngn die lari drpd Fatimah Pilus.. time tu Maths nye bengkel bosan, org nk bla, tp die jge ngn rotan, mata stok cm singa sial... So kitorg lari ikut bengkel seram kt blakang tuh..hahahahaha, lari cm gle kitorg.. sampai medan kot! XDXDXD lol
ahahaha.. bengkel.. byk memori ko kt situ kn? Mcm time bulan pose skola xde air.. smpai kt situ bru ko dpt melepaskn hajat. XDXDXD Hahahahaa, creepy gle weiyh time tu, aku sah2 ckp mesti ade org shady lpk situ dowh. Haahahahahahahahaha!!! XDXD

4) oh xde eh? XD

Kesimpualannya, kami berdua sgt mendap dek kesengalan tahap gaban. Ha, sesuai la tu. Bak kte... spe entah lupe.. "Ha, kembar datang!!" Babi. XDDXDD

Budak Mentah Merah Jambu la? Gedik [My lovely sarcasm for My lovely "BFF"]

Shagy gedik. Ko ske eh aku bwat cerpen kutuk ko. Mngade. Ko ingat aku x berani laa kutuk ko kt sini?? Amek ko, dulu aku bwat kt bulletin Myspace..xde effect, skang tgk ko ade reaction ke x aku kutuk ko kt sini. MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Dh laa tngglkn aku sorg td, x ckp byebye. Mngade. Pastu ckp aku xde nk tego ko kt msn. Kpala otak kau. Byk cantek, ko ingat ko ape? Che Mains? XDDXDD hahahaha, klu ko nk jd Che Manis xpe... hahahaa, ko jgn dtg kt aku lg suda. LoL.
Nak aku ungkit brape byk kali ko tinggalkn aku sorg demi balak ko? muahahaha, boleh je. Aku xde masalah. Aku ingat lg... aku keseorangan dlm gelap.. dgn spe² ntah, ko tgglkn aku sbb blk ko msg. Ape cte weiyh?? Aku smpai skang aku sakit hati lg dowh. Hr tu aku ckp je suro ko bla.. sbb aku taw, ko mmg x sbr nk jumpa mmt tu..

Perasaan aku ketika itu.

See? Kata org "Bro's before Ho's!!!" Ni x... eeee.... gle angau ko. Ni aku mls nak jatuh dlm lubang kegelapan cinta tu.. dh tu jatuh sakit. Time tgh jatuh tu mmg laa seronok. Cm bungee jumping laa eh?? Ble tali ko trputus ko jatuh tergolek taw sakit. Pastu Dh sakit, x reti blaja drpd kesilapan lg... Ko jatuh lg!! Peerrrrghhh... lawak la ko. KO ckp "kemanisan cinta"?? Jgn bagi aku gelak.

Sebenarnye... GG je kot yg fhm bnda yg aku tgh merepek ni. XDDXDD

Dh laa gitu... kt blog/myspace/ ape² lg yg die ade... blk2 "si dea"... mnyampah aku. Chett. Aku ckp ko dh abaikan aku, ko kte xde.. tp ko xde pn trgrk nk contact aku klu bkn aku yg start dulu... blh lk.. dh tu balik cuti... x ckp. Ckp ngn mamat tua tu je. Iyelaa.. klu ko ckp ngn aku, aku mesti ajk ko klua.. mentang² aku cuti pjg kn.. ko mesti nk mnghbskn detik² ko ngn si baba tu. Serious ckp... ko pn xkn bce blog aku. SERIOUS. XKN!! Aku ley kutuk ko cm gle kt sini, pn ko xkn taw!! Muahahahahahahaa!!!! Aku trase nk ckp bnde lg tramat evil.....

Malangnya, hatiku suci lagi murni. Bersyukurlah anda.

Dh laaa... penat aku kutuk ko sorg2.. hahahaha, kn best bwat cerpen emo kt sini drp bulletin myspace. Lg panjang. Lg seronok. Lg byk aku dpt kenakan ko, kn gg?? XDDXDD
Ko mesti xmarah aku kn kutuk ko kt sini~ Ko kn dh kenal aku dh dkt² 30 tahun dh.. Sjk azali lagi gitu... hahahahaha, ko taw aku cmne kn? Alalalalaalaalalala~ syg GG~~ hehehhehehehehehehe

xoxoxoxo(??)
The End.

More CF Pics Uploaded!

Finally, I got all the pics! Muahahahahaa!! After such a long time waiting for my friend to pass them to me, I finally had a chance and stole 'em from her.. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!!! I took them from her laptop~ XD
Enjoy!!

I had fun putting mosaic on the guy behind. Lol

Now I know why Alya took such a long time to pass me the pics.. the editing takes so long... there are some more pics, but, I'm too lazy to edit(She doesn't like giving unedited pics to ppl). Even these I edited cincai²! Hahahahahahaa.